June 2010
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“Sexy doesn’t have to be a tan blonde girl showing off her goodies.”
– Hayley Williams
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So let me get this straight - Larry King is...
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elviias-world:
(via trybeingwaterboarded)
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“Conscious OFF. Dick ON. Everything will be OK.”
– True Blood (via theywannaeatmealive)
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“You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after...”
– Little Miss Sunshine
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Him: Look at her.
His friend: Dude, just go ask her out.
Him: No, I’d never have a chance with her
His friend: Look, she’s looking over here.
Him: She’s so perfect
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Her: There he is.
Her friend: He’s looking at you!
Her: Probably telling his friend what a dork I am
Her Friend: He probably likes you
Her: He’s too perfect.
